Monday, October 6, 2008

Change Wind (Tukar angin!)

As from today Wira will not talk about politics....too dirty. I feel alot more comfortable if I can give some tips to my fellow guys (and in return get some tips from you guys out there) on how we can improve our health to serve our spouse(s) better.
There was a guy who one day was in the gents room...answering natrue's call of course. Suddenly he saw his companion (little guy) laying low and flat no energy or power to stand up (cockstandstraight). So he began to grumble to himself....poor guy, we were born at the same time, live a happy life together, enjoying the pleasure of marriage...and so on and so on....but now how come you are dying first. Look at you...placid like a dead squid.
As we get older our health deterioates, fast. How can we help this guy to save his little guy? Watch out for my next post.

Malay version
Wira nak berhenti cakap pasal politik, politik kotor. Lebih baik beri tumpuan kepada memberi panduan kepada rakan-rakan (sejantina) untuk menambahbaik kesihatan kita agar dapat memberi khidmat yang terbaik kepada rakan ranjang(isteri/2) kita.
Ada la sorang tu kan, sedang qado hajat dalam tandas. Terpandanglah akan dia kepada 'adik' dia yang kini terkulai layu tidak bermaya. Maka berleterlah kawan ni ....alahai....kita ni dilahirkan bersama, menjalani kehidupan yang penuh cabaran bersama, menikmati keseronokan bersama isteri bersama...dan sebagainya...tapi kini...cuba lihat diri kamu...layu lesu macam sotong kecut.
Sesungguhnya semakin kita meningkat tua, kesihatan kita pun turut terjejas. Macam mana kita nak bantu kawan kita selamatkan 'adik' dia? Nantikan post Wira yang seterusnya.

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